Review: Untouchables

Untouchables

ST Format Review

My Review
For this review I’m running Steem with a 1MB STE, running TOS 1.62. This game got a release on an Automation disk – menu #223. We get treated to some tits. Thanks guys, I’d say that makes this the best menu yet. The music is shit but who cares, we have tits. Don’t even care if the game is good now!

Quite a nice loading screen, well-drawn with a decent art style – and then we get the chip farting music that strongly resembles the absolute god-awful shit found on some budget game. Utter bilge, and very annoying.

So what we get is a run and gun (well, walk and gun) which is actually very smoothly animated, though the enemies aren’t terribly exciting, and nore are the backdrops. Of course about a third of the screen is taken by the score panel which makes it a bit easier, and there’s usually only 3 or 4 sprites on screen other than bullets.

Honestly it’s a reasonably well-coded game, but it’s just not very interesting. Sorry I don’t have anything more interesting to say about it.

Apparently it gets better, but honestly I was so bored of this and I have 80+ issues to get through. Onwards.

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