So I don’t think this was ever reviewed by ST Format. With the burbly chip music I’m beginning to suspect there’s a reason for it. I’m sure it’ll be some mediocre platform game or something.
Oh we get a nice picture of Alf – I’m pretty sure this is not using the full ST colour palette, perhaps we’re dealing with a straight port from an 8-bit machine. Oh well, I’m sure it can still be fun, right?
Ok so maybe this is a game for small children. But I’m sure Alf made some somewhat grown-up jokes didn’t he? That’s one awful picture of Alf but it can’t be that bad, can it?
Alf has nothing. You don’t fucking say.
I find myself agreeing with Alf here.
I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here.
I crawled through a mile of sewage for you, for your entertainment.
Let’s never speak of this again.